Boring Legal Stuff


In the unlikely event you are unhappy with your item due to defects or packing errors on our behalf we will of course refund or replace the item and pay all shipping charges.

However returns due to size selection errors on your end are your responsibility so please double check sizes before you order. We will still replace these items provided you pay returns postage and the postage of the replacement order. Simply email us on the contact form below (or reply to your order email) quoting your order number and let us know you are sending the stuff back.

In all cases the item must be in unworn/unused condition and return proceedings must be initiated before 14 days of receiving your purchase. 

Then send your item(s), in its original (or equivalent) packaging to:

The Ulster Fry
Magazine Studios
Magazine Street
BT48 6HJ

When we receive the stuff we'll refund the full amount back to your account. 


We don't keep customer data for any nefarious purposes and we won't be be sharing your data with any third-parties.  Admittedly we don't have any third-parties to share them with - but if we did, we still wouldn't.  We're dead sound like that.  

We don't store any payment information, credit card numbers or any of that shite either. We run all our payments through Stripe ( and you are free to read their website and make sure they aren't based in Nigeria.  


Wise the bap, hi.


Did we miss anything?  If so, drop us an email on the contact form below and we'll be happy to assist you and/or add the information to the website for the benefit of others.